Chelsea: Sweeping Up London's glories
By Funom Makama, 3rd Jun 2012 | Follow this author
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I am an Arsenal fan and I really hate it the way Chelsea has taken the bragging right of been the first London Club to Win the Champion's League. Nonetheless, I am also mad at Arsenal and Arsene Wenger for not taking that tournament extra-serious, over the course of our 15 consistent years of challenging for it. Anyway, congrats to Chelsea!
Introduction!
This Poem is meant to be provocative, especially towards Arsenal so that as soon as Possible, we can win the champion's League. It would be a slap on our faces if Manchester City from no where comes to claim the most coveted Price. In view of this, a little derogatory lines would be stated against Arsenal even as I still try to commend and congratulate Chelsea for their accomplishments. Spirit of Sportsmanship huh!
So, to all the Chelsea fans, I say a big congrats to you and I hope Arsenal wins the Champion's League sooner than expected and even win many more to stamp its "almost-forgotten-glory" not only in London or England or Europe, but in the World as a whole.
zero percent Ball Possession!
The club that stamps authority
when in its Zenith
Chelsea!
The club with a zero tolerance
even in a zero percent ball possession.
Chelsea!
Breaks, makes and keeps records.
86 consecutive home games unbeaten, for instance.
Chelsea!
Splashes the cash as money talks,
raping all other teams as Trophies walk
who else would it be?
Chelsea!
Who wants to challenge us?
Who wants to challenge us?
Who are you by the way?
Oh! Pathetic Arsenal!
We need no manual
to give you some rough Anal.
No wonder you cannot remember your last final.
Cover your shame with a wig.
The hole needed to hide, you must dig.
Acquiring a Trophy, for you,
Is like bathing a Pig,
cos you will still go back to your trophy-less ways.
When you stamp your name on the champion's league
then, would we consider you, big.
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Comments
14th Jun 2012 (#)
oh Funom bet why??
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