Don't Take The Biscuit...........A Humorous Poem

blackangelwings By blackangelwings, 28th Mar 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1y62p3kf/
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This poem is dedicated to my dear friend Chris, people in tea clubs, day-centres and biscuit lovers everywhere.

Don't Take The Biscuit.........A Humorous Poem

Off comes the lid of the special tin
The special tin with biscuits in
Biscuit time with a hot cup of tea
Just the one will do me.

There's my favourite the Custard Cream
I bet it tastes just like a dream
My tummy feels in the hunger zone
That Ginger Nut looks so alone.

Look at that! Kit has nabbed the Shortbread
I'm so disappointed I'm seeing red
Talking of red there's a Jammy Dodger face
It looks so inviting I'll give it a taste.

Dunkable biscuits are being passed around
It's like a lucky dip at the lost and found
You've got to know how long to dunk
Just a second too long and your biscuits sunk.

Chris has eaten at least four
She's just picked up a Hob Nob that fell on the floor
I think I saw her but I'm not too sure
Anyway if it's o.k. for her, I'll try one more.

Look at the pretty pattern on the plate
I'll just grab a Garibaldi before it's too late
The Malted Milk looks very nice
Just for today my diet I'll sacrifice.

That Jaffa cake needs clearing up
My left hand feels empty and I'm on my second cup
I'm glad Chris ate the last Fig Roll
She's off to the loo at a very fast stroll.

I've watched 'Mid Somer Murders' it must be fate
I'm now trying to guess who's nearly emptied the plate
Funny how the crumbs always leave a trail
The mess on Kits' chin is the all telling tale.

Biscuits I must confess are the food that I love
A gift for my taste buds from Heaven above
Well I might as well finish with the last Butter Crunch
They're ever so thin and won't spoil my lunch.

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Biscuits, Buscit Tin, Food, Friends, Friendship, Humour, Tea Time

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author avatar blackangelwings
Hi, I have lived all my life in the beautiful county of Gloucestershire in England. I love to write especially poems. I write for fun and to relax but some of my subjects may seem dark. I seem to have the ability to write down and share ideas about ...(more)

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author avatar blackangelwings
30th Mar 2011 (#)

please stop using this space to advertise.

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author avatar blackangelwings
30th Mar 2011 (#)

Please stop using this space to advertise.

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author avatar Songbird B
30th Mar 2011 (#)

Absolutely wonderful..This made me chuckle aloud...Thank you for such a witty share...

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author avatar blackangelwings
30th Mar 2011 (#)

Thankyou for your kind words, I wrote this for my friend who takes her elderly friend along to a tea club once a week
for a natter and a catch up. I enjoyed writing it and am so glad it made you laugh. love and light.

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author avatar Denise O
31st Mar 2011 (#)

It made me laugh and also it has made me go turn on the tea kettle and I am sure a biscuit or two will be added. Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar blackangelwings
1st Apr 2011 (#)

Thankyou for making me laugh in turn. I am at the computer now with a cuppa but no biscuits. thanks for reading. love and light.

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author avatar Nina
14th Jan 2013 (#)

Such a lovely poem ~ I love biscuits and you've inkluder sone of my favorites Ib to the poem! Thabo you for sharing :-)

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author avatar Awsome
8th Apr 2014 (#)

bitch

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author avatar Awsome
8th Apr 2014 (#)

draon ball is awsome

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