Beer Guzzler (Limerick)

Don Rothra By Don Rothra, 30th Nov 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL
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When you run out of beer, it's always nice to have friendly neighbors.

Beer Guzzler (Limerick)

Drinking alone is not a fun thing to do. It's always nice to have friendly neighbors that like to have a few with friends, especially when you run out of beer. So if you run out of beer and you've had too many to drive up to the store, call a neighbor that will bring a case or two and enjoy the company while it lasts. I was sitting on my back porch, the other day, drinking the last beer that I had in the house. Just when I discovered that it was gone, a neighbor showed up with a case and we proceeded to eliminate it one bottle at a time. while we sat there and talked, an idea came over me for my next limerick. I inconspicuously jotted it down.

I sat on my porch with a beer,
But one can just put me in gear.
A six pack’s no labor,
So I called my neighbor,
To bring a case over here.


Beer Drinking, Drinking Alone, Friendly Neighbors

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author avatar Don Rothra
I am a retired country music entertainer and published poet and song writer. I now specialize in writing limericks for publication.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
31st Mar 2014 (#)

Happy to read yours Don - you are missed here - siva

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author avatar Don Rothra
31st Mar 2014 (#)

Thanks Siva, I've had some problems.

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