Blah blah blah Balloon Republic

SaigonDeManila By SaigonDeManila, 17th Jan 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/12lt3tyb/
Posted in Wikinut>Writing>Satire

A satirical article about a place (site) plagued by internal conflicts and misadventure.

"The last hope..."

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"Not
So long ago,
In a site just very very near...
"

A Balloon Empire
is forming in great success
unaware of impending doom.
We tell now the tale of a great blah-blah-blah mischief.
In a startling unrest and wall writing of disappointments,
a collective voice of brave and bored but bubbly members
when they noticed the proliferation of bad blahs
-that are either nonsense waste
or unjust merits, bloated achievements
and just a bit of all kind of garbage mismanagement
cluttering inside like a great bubble bin.
Some refuse to be labeled
that their writing are but blahs.
So the other continued their junks
of blah-blah-blah and tons of blahs.
Duke Spywalker a knight
from the old school of World.Wide.West
noticed the meaningless blah
and so he started his own composition
with dregs and dross of filthy blahs.
Still, the cycle continue that their blogging
was either offal or rubbish in form
or content of crap possession
with out even profundity to share
A blip of truthful scribbling rejoin
And stirred to a common exercise of endless blahs.
since then a reactive blah blah blah
was formed to recognized the
blooming minions of blahs
Countering the good force from with in.
Meanwhile, most cash-in
for their incentives inside the systemic flaws.

Penning several blah blah propaganda
from a hidden among the featured stars
of the homepage galaxy, annoying Penmanship
have won some early attentions
in a battle with the powerful subjective Staffs.
The Balloon EMPIRE fears that continuous noisy blah
could bring a thousand more new recruits into the mass migration,
and Balloon Emperor Office (BEO) Airwind bubbly control
over the spherical dome would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all,
the Balloon EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new battle plan.
Powerful enough to destroy and entire site,
its completion spells certain doom for the champions of writing freedom.

Will this lead to a healthy blah blah blah Republic?
Will anyone or a group stand to save the standards
set from world-wide-west and stand for the last hope?
Will some Anonymous group or bots sabotage Airwinds'
weakness and this once promising Republic
-where tax incentives are given for a short blahs?

(to be continued... or request for immediate next episode)

Disclaimer:
This blah is completely a new strain of blah-blah-blah in nature.
But,some names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of individuals, website, that had been the inspiration of this blahs.
No animal were harm or ballons destroyed in the completion of this blahs.

Image Credit: Wiki commons

Tags

Balloon, Blimp, Social Media, Social Networking, Social Networking Websites, Writing Articles, Writing Online, Writing Site, Writing Web Content, Zeppelin

Meet the author

author avatar SaigonDeManila
Dear friends and foes: I am a teacher, a poet, an artist, self-published author on art & poetry, CSN Life Skill coach and an international marketer.

See my archives @ edgardecastro.blogspot.co.id

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author avatar Vickie Collins
17th Jan 2015 (#)

I do believe I know whereof that you speak. :) A good satire.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
17th Jan 2015 (#)

A lor of us can easily identify our alma mater hahaha...this a three part series actually... I still,have "phamtom menace" referring to the plagiarist and "the empire strikes back" it' will br an entertaining parody.

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author avatar Carol Roach
18th Jan 2015 (#)

Very good I agree today it is almost all blah blah blah

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
21st Jan 2015 (#)

And while we are not abandoning that galaxy yet..it's nice to find new niche around here!

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