Bubbles Trouble: Rememberng The Henchmen

SaigonDeManilaStarred Page By SaigonDeManila, 29th Nov 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2cboi5d9/
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The curtain call of supporting cast of the satirical prose about a former far away kingdom cum social writing site frequented by macro-bloggers, neo-vagabonds and republicans this Is the synopsis and unforgettable characters behind the epic fail.

Debt Wish.

"The climate ...has drastically changed"
-Darth Airwind Viper (aka Abby Fixit)

By now, we have known and raise eyebrows on the published sudden demise of infamous Bob Laws of which offers more questions than disbeliefs. We have learn the tandem of Darth Airwnd and Darth Zaccaridious are very much alive with their new project Debt Star aka Debt Treble SWINDLE Star was eventually launched before the seemingly fake death and a seemngly wormhole burst to oblivion has suspicios malcious finger prints of masterful deceit.

"I am your feeder.."


The first defeat of Blah blah Republic other wise known as BoB Laws was seen in Plagiarist Menace and Copy-paste War. The regime made a good score in the Bob Laws Strikes Back. The now classic neo-noir scene between Lock Bubblewalker and Darth Viper and the reverberating line " i am your feeder" still haunts the imagination of the Republcans. Finally J-dye Knight of the Good Order and all of the Republicans were caught off guarded in The Tragedy when a sinister ploy of the Bubble Planet made a sudden rare Suicide self obliteration in a free fall plunge strapped with his heist and Doctor's clean bill of Health. It was an incredible Wicked death.

Apprentices of the Filth Order


There are several characters from the minions and cohorts of Bob laws. Next to the unholy Trinity of Darth Viper, Abby Fixit and Bob Laws.To magnify the banal organization is to know the following henchmen:

Darth Kyler Fearson
Education
Lost Virgin Unibeltcity Soul (somewhere in west Virginia)
B.S.B.A.D Accounting
-Sith tee O' (CTO)
Swindle
November 2014 – Present (1 year 1 month)San Francisco
Sweeble is a photo and video sharing app for iOS and Android. As CTO, I lead the development of the apps, which was launched in June.
Technologies used: groovy and TRails, PostgreSQL, NodeJS, Parse, ReactJS, Websockets
-Sith tee O' (CTO)
Bubbles Republic

July 2014 – Present (1 year 5 months)San Francisco Bay Area
Base on his Blinkedin account "Planet Bubbles is a social logging habitat that shares ad valorem with users. We have over 500,000 gigs and receive 250 mega byte page views and 30 terra byte uniques sucker per cycle month. Washable listed sub domain Bpah blah republic as one of the top ten crucial networks on the rise with apps like Timber, Twigs, Mediumix, and Slapchat.
As CTO, I lead a full rebuild the Republic from PHP to Ruby on TRails to better handle our growth.


Darth Barretoniac Varnes
Education
Saint Transitco's unibeltcity Soul (adjacent to San francisco)
B.S.B.A.D, A/C Counting
-Chef Agora Officer & Co-Plunder
Swindle (aka Debt Treble Swindle Star)
January 2015 – October 2015 (10 months)
-Developed and execution the of the republic shopping strategy.
-Formulated the sucker base of over 6,000 registered users within 8 weeks of launching.
-Allocated and coordination of foods for shopping logistics and sidetrip events.
-Retrieved over 25,000 M&Ms in band sponsorships for cross collaborative non itinerary events.
-Tenderized iOS UI/UX development.
Agora Chancellor & Operation surgeon
Bubbles Republic
May 2014 – September 2015 (1 year 5 months)san francisco, california
-Tenderized the day-today stake of the Republic
-Assessed tue kitchen weekly and monthly milestones.
-Controlled the planetary widget and pay-hole.
-Facsimile communication between development, PRO and bitter customer complaints.
-Developed online condiments customer concierge portal.
-Slashed frivolous Republic loss.
-Devoted to execution of the Republic shopping tradegy.
-Administered over 500,000 bullion in online-heist advertise revenue in 2014.
-Formulated and growth of the Republic allegiance and converts (over 500,000 registered species and ranked within the top 1,000 Republic in the World wide universe). -went toe to toe with Hugpage and Skidoo

Lady Darth Fria Warmean
Late Aapprentice but insidously powerful
-in charge of deceitful strategy and Bubbles Republic uniforms and insigna branding
-created cheap product wrought specifications and key features
-developed high level of citizen hallucinations and prototype non communications of disgruntled minions or remaining loyal scribblers.
-collaborated with war executinoners and slayer of all enemies of the balloon state including innocents earners and high integrity members by either non payment of pensioner or deleting their ID to limbo.

Others who have equal hand with Bubbles Republic over the years but still at large -parachute are:

Darth Gillian "kill" Revv
co-plunder and hoard director
Jan2012-Jan 2015
Education: Wastelaid College
Bachelor of Tart, MisCommunications
Current dominion:
Hallucinatng CEO
Of his name sake Funeral service provider - Gillian Revv Corpse

Darth Kreez Barrenshrub
Co-Plunder
2012-???
Education
Greasley College
- Beastnest Marketing Major inMulti level Networking
Current Dominion:
Realthor: KeyDoubleYou- The Barrenshrub Team


*these entities are known to have insignia of "&" on their forehead and helmets as symbol of interrupted infinity of "8" like figure with a bursting knotted tail

To be continued (probably)



Saigon De Manila

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Dear friends and foes: I am a teacher, a poet, an artist, self-published author on art & poetry, CSN Life Skill coach and an international marketer.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
1st Dec 2015 (#)

Thank you Peter and for believing my satirical series is worth a STar. May the force be with you!

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author avatar M G Singh
2nd Dec 2015 (#)

I wonder whether Arvind and party really made a lot of money for they also paid heavily. But all the same it was a site that could have been handled better

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
2nd Dec 2015 (#)

Well we dont no either except how they handled us all legit writer or thse who game the system...but seeng them into another project and all their comrades "jumping overboard" before their final marked graveyard tells a very fishy story.
@ Peter am wonderng why the star badge is on peekaboo mode again.another day with star and tpday its gne lol

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author avatar Carol Roach
3rd Dec 2015 (#)

I didn't know they opened another site. I just wish I had had the time to get all my articles off of that site. I have lost some really good material.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
7th Dec 2015 (#)

Carol they had the SWEEBLE and announced it mid 2014 when they making some cchanges already on bubbles. Yes everybod have the same feelings...i got about less thann 200 artcles over there which is way low from your own numbers but its an awful feeling just the same.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
7th Dec 2015 (#)

Interesting post!

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