Demon dogs fill me with hate

Marzeus von Hemelen By Marzeus von Hemelen, 18th Oct 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/3i1j17kx/
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Creatures need to behave in a way that appeases humans, otherwise they have no place with us on this here earth.

Demon dogs fill me with hate

I did my laundry on Sunday. Afterwards I hang it on the clothes lines to dry. Long ago I had a fear that the demon dogs would come rip the clothes off the washline and make off with it to destroy it, so I always used one of those big balloon things that you hang your clothes up in to dry with hot air.

But after a long time, my clothes started to stink. It seems clothes just need to be hung up in the sun and wind, in order to destroy certain bacteria on it, from time to time.

So, only out of necessity, I tried hanging my laundry up on the clothes lines outside. Please god, don't let those horrid creatures destroy my beautiful clothes!!!

Well, they didn't, and the sun and wind certainly did improve my clothes in leaps and bounds. All horrid odors simply disappeared out of them, and I was so happy.

So from then on, just like Sunday, I always hung my clothes outside to dry. I even forgot about any danger that the demon dogs might hold.

Later on Sunday, suddenly there was this rumbling. It's amazing how my mind is now programmed with fear: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! is the first thing I think of now, after that horrible ordeal we had last Sunday with the fire. Whenever I hear a rumbling now, I think of the world being burned down by rumbling flames, consuming everything in sight.

But, my logical thinking tells me that there couldn't possibly be such a huge fire again, simply because there's no more veld to burn down around us. So I go outside to look.

There's some crazy windstorm again, and that's what's causing all the rumbling, blowing all the trees almost horizontal with the ground. I have to keep an eye out for flying objects being blown around that could injure me.

One of the demon dogs run towards me, and its acting so weird. It keeps wanting to tell me something or warn me or just be plain overbearing. Is it attacking me? Does it want to play? It won't leave me alone, yet I cannot understand what it's trying to say.

So I assume that it's also scared, because of that fire that we all went through, and that must be why it's circling me and making these excited noises. I tell it that it's okay; we will not be caught in that suffocating smoke again today.

I take a quick look if everything's allright around the estate. It does actually look like smoke is blowing everywhere still, but it's only because these strong winds are blowing up all the ashes and suit from everywhere, and it seems it likes to deposit it in through the windows of the house, making it smell like satan's oven in there. I suppose it will be a while before things stop smelling of fire and smoke. Every time I go into my studios, it smells worse of fire and brimstone inside than it does outside.

Anyway, today, Specter calls out to me.

"Are those your pants, Sir?" he asks while pointing to a shredded black pair of tracksuit pants he has just picked up off the ground and hung up on the eastern washline.

At first I don't recognize it. It's probably Osborn's, as Osborn regularly hangs his clothes up on the eastern washline.

But then, it dawns on me: I did wear that pair of pants on Saturday, washed it on Sunday, and can't recall taking it off the washline again when dry.

OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY DID IT!!!!! THOSE ABSOLUTE PESTS!!!! I really, really get the urge to go get my gun and shoot dead each and every one of these burdenous demon dogs!!!!!!!

Specter says I should just maybe beat them well with a stick or something, just so they can learn to not destroy everything. They may be evil but they are so beautiful.

Beautiful but deadly!!!!!! To my clothes and all other living creatures anyway. For example, look what they did to Waldorf's cat the other day:

No more meow



All that was left of a cat once a demon dog chased it

Where's the cat you say? Yeah, that is the point - the poor cat would be completely gone if I hadn't come out one day to see something some distance from me, and interrupted what turned out to be a demon dog eating Waldorf's cat.

Yes, the saying is that a dog likes to chase a cat but wouldn't know what to do with it when it catches it. Whoever said it is a liar.



Uncle Gus also complained that these creatures have done something similar to the cows, injuring them severely, and we've had a similar complaint from the neighbour about his sheep.

Anyway, right now my poor tracksuit pants are ripped to shreds. Why did they attack an innocent pair of pants???!!! It's just SOOOOOOOOOOO unnecessary, and causes financial damage to me. I go take it off the line and take it in later. Perhaps Mother can fix it. She's fixed a few items of clothing of mine throughout the years, but this will be a challenge. I'm sure however that she can do it by building up the pair of pants from scratch.

What irks me so much is that pants are a scarce thing in my wardrobe. So many of my pants have been worn to threads, and I have only a few left.

Buy new ones you say? No. I'm done buying stuff for a while. I want to save up money right now so I can buy treasury bonds and fund my moviemaking with the interest. I'm sick of spending money. Have you noticed how you just feel sick after spending money? Well I do. I feel like now it's all gone, when it felt like you had a little bit of security when you still had the money.

Later on it dawns on me: Is THAT what that spazzing demon dog wanted to tell me on Sunday, when it was all around me and I thought it was looking for protection from a human from a fire or something?

I now wonder if it wasn't trying to tell me that one of the others had stolen my pants and they're damaging it. Or perhaps it wanted to tell me that the wind had blown it off the washline and now one of the others are going to destroy my beautiful pants.

Oh well, if that is what it was, it sure was kind of it, but I'm afraid now the pants are ripped to shreds and I'm the loser in the situation. I'm so sad now. What the hell kind of a world do we live in where we cannot even hang our clothes outside, or something will steal it off the line and take it from us forever? Now what am I going to do with my washed clothes?? WHAT!!!!

I'll never know which one of them destroyed my pants, so I can never demand justice from that one and shoot it dead as it deserves. Life is just not fair.

Mr. Specter also complains about the blankets everywhere; because it's been so freezing cold this month, like one could go insane from always feeling cold, either Mother or Father or Waldorf had the bright spark to put these thick, wonderful animal blankets in doghouses for the demon dogs, so they can sleep warmly. Certainly they would appreciate that, right?

Well, it's been weeks, and yet EVERY morning Mr. Specter has to pick up pieces of these blankets all over the estate. For some reason these demon dogs take these wonderful blankets outside of the doghouses, just to go rip them to pieces and leave the pieces all over the estate. It just doesn't make sense.

One time I come outside and find Majesty laying on one of these small blanket pieces in the middle of the pavement. Yes, see? THAT's how these things are meant to be used; as blankets to lay down on. That's what any normal dog would have the smarts to do.

But yeah, these shred-machine things that run around here on four legs would rather sleep in the ice cold without any blankets intruding on their style.

Let them be?

Oh well, what can we do? Mother and I did once discuss getting rid of all the demon dogs. But Father protested: These demon dogs are protecting us; they'll kill any intruder coming to do us harm in their territory.

I guess that's true. For all we know, they already have kept us safer than we know. But I still don't know what I can do with my wet laundry now.

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I like eggs for breakfast. I live on top of a hill inside a beautiful but old dwelling complex. I like to take life in through my senses and then give feedback through my writing.

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