Game of Philippines' Thrones (Season 2010)

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The previous season of Philippines Presidential Election cliche as it been it become a modern satire.subscribing to Aristotelian mimesis.

Swords needs a whetstone

"A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone."
— Tyrion Lannister

The Philippines General/Presidential Election held early this month, but the National official winner are yet to be proclaimed,Alas the drumbeat of triumphant hurrah does not start or ends here but rather on the systemic tag of war in of leading the republic. The struggles. journey, storylines are as complicated as bloodline, legends, destiny and hubris of men, If it's not too familiar let me brief you about dead icon of democracy, a first born, a cousin, God servant, a loyal public servant, coup plotters, a scion,heiress, warrior, amulet, princess, greed and puppeteer. Yes it sounds like a blockbuster epic adventure where an anticipated Light bringer The prince that was promised, someone who is a song of fire an ice, will rise when the all the anticipated shit will finally go down. Now let see how we identify our characters to the biggest lottery of all-The Throne of Presidency..

Suits them


People work together, when it suits them. They're loyal, when it suits them.
They love each other, when it suits them.
And they kill each other, when it suits them.
- Orell

Benigno Aquino III as Eddard "Ned" Stark,
Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, becomes the Hand of the King after Lord Jon Arryn's death. He is known for his sense of honor and justice. When Ned's father and brother went south to reclaim her, the "Mad King" Aerys Targaryen burned both of them alive. Ned and Robert Baratheon led the rebellion to unseat him from the throne

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo as Aegon V Targaryen
Nicknamed "Egg" in his youth, was called Aegon the Unlikely because he was unlikely to inherit the throne of the Seven Kingdoms. As a child his father reluctantly permitted him to serve as squire to the knight errant, . Aegon V was later named king when a council bypassed those before him in the line of succession. His reign lasted too long. \

Juan Ponce Enrile as Jaime Lannister
Aldo known as "King Slayer" He is nicknamed "Kingslayer" for killing the previous King, Aerys II. A member of the Kingsguard and an exceptionally skilled swordsman.
Jaime survives death and was allowed to depart Harrenhal on condition that he acquits Bolton from any guilt (unbeknownst to him, Bolton had conspired with Tywin and Walder Frey to assassinate Robb Stark, Non-fans suggest he is likely a bastard.

Joseph Ejercito Estrada as Tywin Lannister
Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport and Warden of the West, Tywin is a calculating, ruthless, and controlling man. He is also the former Hand of King Aerys II.
Tywin's incapacitated reign brought instability in the Seven Kingdoms, with the arrival of the Sparrows in the capital, and rivalry rising between Family, aspired to his f position but lacks many of his statesmanlike qualities, and the Tyrells. The Boltons also lose the potential Lannister military support just when they are faced with Stannis Baratheon planning to take Winterfell on his way to the Iron Throne.


Bayani Fernando as Brienne of Tarth
A former member of Baratheon's Kingsguard. She is a highly trained and skilled warrior made dangerous by the fact that men underestimate her. She is considered ugly because she is abnormally large in height and build, androgynous, and stronger than most men. She wishes to prove her valor in a worthy cause to win respect and acceptance. She is loyal and was a good knight,

Rick Gordon as Bronn
He is a sellsword with a sardonic sense of humor. He initially serves under Lady Stark and aids her in capturing the nemesis. However, Bronn is stripped of his position after Tywin Lannister takes his seat as Hand of The King, but is knighted taking the name Ser Bronn of Blackwater for his service.

Gilbet "Gibo" Teodoro as Robb Stark
Robb Stark is a good son of the powerful house heir to Winterfell. His dire wolf is called Grey Wind. He was married to a beautiful highborn lady of Volantis, Talisa trained in the medical arts they met on the battlefield,

Jamby Madrigal-Valade as Lysa Arryn Tully
Mistress of the Eyrie occupying the high castle of Vale and has remained untouched by the war. She has grown mentally unstable after questioning the last will of her matriarch and is convinced that as long as she stays boarded up in the Eyrie she will be safe.

Eddie VIllanueva as Spiritual leader of the High Sparrow
A devout and pious man, the High Sparrow came to Queen's Landing after the Queen's death to serve the poor, downtrodden,infirm and restless souls.

The Others

Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored.
-Tyrion

Eduardo "Danding" Conjuanco as Xaro Xhoan Daxos
A rich merchant "prince" of Qarth who vouches for Daenerys when she and her then-starving entourage wish to enter the city.

Mar Roxas as Robert Baratheon
Good at conquering, probably on the good side, unapologetic, his bad behavior could be his downfall, specially when negotiating to territory that was destroyed by natural calamities. He has a lot of untrustworthy people lurking about him, bigot, and conceited of his hallow achievements. He tried to conceal his birthright to the throne and was careless on hunting his prey.

Ramon "Bong" Revilla Jr. as Ser Davos Seaworth,
Also known as "The Onion Knight", is a former smuggler and knight in the service of Stannis Baratheon; he serves as one of Stannis's most trusted advisers. In his smuggling days, he was said to handle a ship at night better than anyone., He earned his knighthood by smuggling fish and onions to the besieged Stannis Baratheon and his army during Robert Baratheon's rebellion. Before knighting him, Stannis removed the last joints from four fingers on his right hand as punishment for his years of smuggling; believing these joints bought his family an agimat or better future,

Jose Pimentel Ejercito "Jinggoy" Estrada as Samwell Tarly,
The eldest son and former heir of Lord Randyll Tarly, is a new recruit to the Night's Watch. He was sent to the Wall by his father, who disowned him for his cowardice. He was last seen pursuing a beautiful wildings.

Imelda Marcos as Arianne Martell
Lady Olenna, better known as "The Queen of Thorns", is the sharp-witted grandmother
and is known for openly stating her opinion. Olenna is a matriarch and the real power behind House Tyrell.

Rev. Apollo Quiboloy as The Three Eye Raven
He helps the Stark on vision-dreams, following Bran's fall and injury, prompting his quest beyond the Wall and guiding him to the cave in which his real human body resides. The three-eyed raven says he's waited a thousand years for Bran, as the weirwood roots have grown into him. He assures Bran that the young Stark is not destined to share his fate,

Jose Maria Sison representing as Sons of Harpy
The Sons of the Harpy is an underground insurgency group fighting the rule of Daenerys Targaryen. It's sole aim is to resist foreign invaders.

Special participation of the INC as House of Black and White
The House of Black and White is a temple in Braavos dedicated to the Many-Faced God. It also serves as the headquarters of the guild of assassins known as the Faceless Men. .They are strange, they can.be an enemy or an ally.Their leader is either a Faceless man, a doorkeeper or a beggar. Jaqen was never a real person, just a face. And faces can only be used by those who are "no one". To "someone", a face is poison,

Epilogue

"Money buys a man's silence for a time.
A bolt in the heart buys it forever.
" - Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)

PREVIEW

Another election year in 2013 showcased the biggest corruption scandal yet and the world’s worst typhoon could have brought out the best in statesmen albeit it wont. Politicians took black propaganda, congressional catfights, and disaster politicking to an all-time low and a notch higher for its own version of Game of Thrones.

Disclaimer:
This article is a parody from an original literary work adapted in HBO and does not maligned any non-fiction character dead or alive. No animal (men or lower form) were harmed in the completion of this article. 2016 season was published separately. More prequels are planned to released.

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author avatar Carol
30th May 2016 (#)

Thanks for sharing some interesting facts.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
31st May 2016 (#)

Thanks for the read and comment Carol. This political daily soap drama came morw intersting after the mad king cum dictator Ferdinand Marcos ousted from power in 1986.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
31st May 2016 (#)

Thanks for the read and comment Carol. This political daily soap drama came morw intersting after the mad king cum dictator Ferdinand Marcos ousted from power in 1986.

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