Gone With John

Garry Snyder By Garry Snyder, 22nd Apr 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Need a laugh? Well, read on for this will bring you a smile and make you laugh. I hope you enjoy this one!

Gone With John

This is a humorous poem. Guarantee to bring you a smile and make you laugh. I hope that I made your day! Smile!
I wrote this poem through a woman's viewpoint.



Gone With John



There he was on the couch
and he wouldn’t move
And I enticed him with food
and he wouldn’t move.
I enticed him with flowers
and a kiss on the cheek
and he wouldn’t move.
I yelled, screamed and hollered,
ranted and raved, and complain.
He still wouldn’t move.
Knock ! Knock ! Knock !
It was his friend, John, at the door.
I looked back at the couch
and he wasn’t there.
I looked around again
and there he was
going, going, gone
with his buddy, John.




(C) Garry Snyder

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Garry Snyder, Gone With John, Humor, Humorous Poem, Poem, Poetry

Meet the author

author avatar Garry Snyder
Born 1943, love the 1950's. Grad.H.S.1961.Some college and trade school and 1 year electronics training. Married to 2nd wife, Noreen Ann Snyder she introduced me to poetry. Consider poets our friends.

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author avatar Melissa Dawn
22nd Apr 2012 (#)

Loved it!

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author avatar shallimarRose
23rd Apr 2012 (#)

LOL Hello Garry.... this is very cute.. nicely done..
huggs, shallimar

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author avatar Buzz
23rd Apr 2012 (#)

Was amused.:) Thanks, Garry.

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author avatar Retired
25th Apr 2012 (#)

Hahaha...now I can relate to that one.

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author avatar Happyridge Creations
26th Apr 2012 (#)

Oh, my, I could tell of SEVERAL events that sound just like this one!!!!!!!

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author avatar Karman's Kreations
8th May 2012 (#)

Perfect! Too Funny.

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author avatar weatherguyal
5th Sep 2012 (#)

Nice. Just like real life.

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author avatar Stella Mitchell
9th Dec 2012 (#)

oh dear I hope she hasn't changed the locks when he gets back !

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