Happy birthday to me!

Marzeus von Hemelen By Marzeus von Hemelen, 25th Oct 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2e01l997/
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Last night Mother, Father, Harrison, Petros and I sit on the West Wing stoep and eat.

Then comes up the discussion of what to do for my birthday tomorrow.

What to do?

Happy birthday to me!

Good heavens. They're onto me so suddenly with the issue.

I wasn't planning anything so I tell them we're not going to do anything.

But Mother says we must do something.

Eating tomorrow evening at Panarotti's is Father's suggestion.

But I don't want to. We've been there for Mary's birthday just a day or three ago; I can still taste the place. I don't want to go there again now.

But Father insists. Probably it's just the easiest thing to just go there, eat and that's that.

Petros suggests Boeresport. For a minute I entertain the idea. It's a good suggestion. We'll have it right here on Tower Hills. Harrison can bring us pizza when he comes.

Father says pizza is horrible once it's cold and has been transported for a while. He again says we'll just go to Panarotti's.

Well, at the end of the evening that's Father's final arrangement, even though I don't like it.

While I'm dancing for fitness tonight, I try to think up a proper birthday party. How about we start out early afternoon, around 4 or 5pm in the garden with some drinks, and then we'll do Petros' Boeresport, and then we'll go into the main hall of Tower Mansion so Mother can give us a piano concert for 30 minutes or an hour, and then once it's dark, we go outside and shoot fireworks?

Yep, I'll tell them tomorrow.

Well, the next morning comes and goes and then Mother calls me on the phone. How about we just go out to a nursery outdoor restaurant this morning and we have our party there?

I say that's good.

Recently I've also seen that movie Saving Mr. Banks being released in some theaters. Unfortunately not at any theaters nearby.

That's a shame really because I thought it would make a nice relaxing movie we can also watch today or tonight.

While Mother, Petros and I are driving home after the delicious scrummy party breakfast, we listen to the radio. They're talking about another movie "Faan se trein".

I didn't think much of it but now I wonder if we shouldn't just go watch the thing. It's showing at Unitown's movie theater.

I suggest it to Mother and Petros.

By the time we approach home however, I've lost interest but they ask me if I still want to go. I just say yes. What's the worst that can happen? I won't be Saving Mr. Banks but at least it's something. Whatever. Yes, let's go.

So tonight, Mother, Father, Petros and I go watch Faan Se Trein.

It's... well, how can one describe it? I think the best description would be to describe it as a bit of a freak show. It's technically very good.

As for the story, some retard guy is bullied by kids and his father believes bulldozers are the beasts from hell with iron breastplates and some woman wants to seduce the retard for his antique furniture but then he chops up his antique furniture and almost kills the bitch and the guy also brings planks into the bed his ill father is laying on so he can measure and start building a coffin for his father and the retard also wants to drive the crap wagon but a coloured has that job and some doctor is shooting himself up with some drugs of sorts and in the end Faan climbs onto the back of a train and then rides the train but you won't know whereto because they end the movie there.

Well, at least Father seems to have liked the movie. He says it's something a little different from what we're used to seeing.

Personally, I wish we could see Saving Mr. Banks instead.

On the way home from Unitown, Father and Petros of course fights all the way over the way Petros frees Father's automatic BMW in neutral when Father says an automatic vehicle should not be freed in neutral and of course Petros doesn't give a crap about Father's concerns because he never does and of course Mother is horrible to Father because Petros is holy to her and anybody who dares critisize Petros is absolutely insane in her eyes.

Well, the fighteous trip home at least reminded me why I'm definitely not going on that seaside tent vacation with them. It will just be a horrible stressful atmosphere all the time whatwith this family being whom they are.

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I like eggs for breakfast. I live on top of a hill inside a beautiful but old dwelling complex. I like to take life in through my senses and then give feedback through my writing.

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