Mega Burger, My, Oh My!

tankermone By tankermone, 26th Sep 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL
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Ever watch those shows on TV where they visit the coolest places, and see the most unusual diners and things. Well, there are a couple that make big meals, and one is the Mega Burger. Here is my ode to that colossus!

Mega Burger, My, Oh My!


Oh, it was huge, it was brobdingnagian!

It was big enough to feed a nation,

Okay, maybe only feed a platoon,

But surely, yes, everyone in this room!

A hamburger as big as a small car,

Surely, eating it, you wouldn’t go far,

Covered in forests of ve-ge-ta-bles,

Unable to fit your dining tables,

It was a wonder of colossal size,

And it fed so much more, it fed your eyes,

You and your fine friends could eat in such glee,

Eating until full and so, so happy!

PTR August 22, 2012


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author avatar tankermone
U.S.Army vet, father - three, gf - six. I write about everything, in poetry mostly. I served in Armor, laid cement, tied steel, laid pipe, worked retail, tutored and enjoy and love the United States!

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