Mobile Scooter Man - A Light Hearted Poem

blackangelwings By blackangelwings, 19th Jan 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Todays mobile scooters are becoming bigger and faster and as a result many owners are to be seen on the roads. With this observation in mind I have written this Light hearted Poem.

Mobile Scooter Man - A Short Poem

I am the proud owner of a mobile scooter
I travel the roads like a happy commuter

The problem I've found is other drivers of cars
Who think I should stick to pavements and paths

Daily I leave my home and hit the road
I tend to ignore the Highway code

You never see my face wearing a frown
With my dog in the basket, I head into town

My scooter on the road takes up so little room
but other vehicles tend to shower me in fumes

They are so very friendly with a hello toot on their horn
Some kindly comment that I'm a natural 'trucker' born

Silly drivers think I've forgotten Churchill lived here
As the victory sign they often make clear

One of my problems is the road pothole
If I get stuck it's like a home goal

Nobody realises just how terrible it feels
When I find damaged paintwork and water-logged wheels

Sometimes I meet up with my best friend
We hardly notice tailbacks as we wheelie round bends

We always double up for a laugh and a chat
Big city roundabouts are best and so easy to lap

Sometimes I think road users want us to move fast
But we're quite happy if they speed up and pass

I guess it's true I'm no Emerson Fittipaldi
Under my woolly hat I'm rather a baldy

I like to think I'm a mature Yul Brynner
Except he was taller and definitely thinner

Sometimes they stare as if we're from mars
Just because they drive shiny, new cars

I think my add on decorations make my scooter look just right
A nodding dog , a fake fox tail , make such a pleasing sight

I think scooter ownership I may have to reconsider
I'll sell it on Ebay to the highest bidder

No that's just way too extreme
Me and my scooter make such a good team

I may have to think about a better way to travel
If I don't arrive safely then my plans will unravel

Maybe it's time to swap pavements for roads
And say goodbye to traffic and their heavy loads.


Disability, Highway, Highway Code, Mobile Scooter, Road Accidents, Roads, Safety

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author avatar blackangelwings
Hi, I have lived all my life in the beautiful county of Gloucestershire in England. I love to write especially poems. I write for fun and to relax but some of my subjects may seem dark. I seem to have the ability to write down and share ideas about ...(more)

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author avatar Denise O
20th Jan 2011 (#)

Just a fun poem. I enjoyed it very much.
Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar blackangelwings
21st Jan 2011 (#)

Thankyou for your kind words. It was fun to write! love and light.

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