Mrs. Palmer Complains

ppruel By ppruel, 4th Oct 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/o351mfr6/
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Through "Mariang Palad" as we call it in Pilipino, in English it is called "Mrs. Palmer" is a an effective way I found to fight homesickness and homesexness naturally though I prefer to do it by myself alone.

He cannot stand alone

When ever he wanted to go somewhere
he always asked me to go with him
we went out hand-in-hand
and returned home holding hands…

Whatever he wanted to do for himself
he always called me to do it for him
he couldn’t stand alone for his own…

I have no right and freedom

He said, I’m his best friend
His life could be miserable without me…

But the truth is - he treated me
not his buddy but his slave
I’ve no right and freedom to complain…

Job Descriptions

And whatever his heart dictates
His brain and body desires
I always run for his wishes:

Bashing the candle
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Cleaning his rifle
Cuffing the carrot
Polishing the banister
Polishing the rocket
Tossing the turkey
And walking his dog
Are the same terms
For the same job:

Smiles of Satisfactions

His dog became stronger and harder
and you know what I got?
His sweet smiles of satisfactions!

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Tags

Banana, Banister, Candle, Carrot, Chicken, Dog, Favourite Exercise, Five-Finger, Job, Mariang Palad, Masturbation, Mrs Palmer, Palm, Poetry, Riffle, Rocket, Turkey

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I am a web content creator, on-line marketer, products and services promoter, on-line writer and a Filipino blogger; I write about anything under the sun; making fun and socializing other Net users.

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author avatar SiddiQ
5th Oct 2010 (#)

All that hard work and all u get was a smile?! Nice poem! Keep it up!

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author avatar ppruel
5th Oct 2010 (#)

Thanks dude...I don't deny one of my fav exercises. LOL.

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author avatar Retired
26th Nov 2010 (#)

Nice done ...

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author avatar ppruel
26th Nov 2010 (#)

mjgomez i've no regrets. i've always done it nicely because i've no choice at this moment. LOL. thanks for stopping by and commenting.

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author avatar ppruel
26th Nov 2010 (#)

mjgomez i've no regrets. i've always done it nicely because i've no choice at this moment. LOL. thanks for stopping by and commenting.

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