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Synthaea By Synthaea, 26th Aug 2010 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/v_stkgxn/
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This speaks for itself really. (Xkcd fans will likely get the reference.)

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MY NETIQUETTE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.
:-) EMOTES ARE SO OUT OF DATE, SHE MUST BE AT LEAST 40.
NO, IT'S MY ALTERNATIVE SITE. YOU CAN'T LIKE IT, I LIKED IT FIRST.
STFU NOOB YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING GTFO
oMgg uR a sLuT wH0r3 b1tCh fAc3 sKaNk ii hop3 y3w d13 y3w c0w!!!
TEAM EDWARD! TEAM JACOB! (...Team I Have Taste In Literature).
THE DATE OF 9/11 IS THE SAME AS THE U.S. POLICE PHONE NUMBER IT'S A CONSPIRACY THEY'RE WATCHING US THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN 2012
CHAAAAAAAARRRLIIEEEEEEEE! WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, CHARLIE!

Guys I fell down the stairs and there's this white thing sticking out of my arm is this swine flu???
I am so hardcore because I follow such obscure cult bands and skewer myself with piercings and razorblades and my both parents died before I was even born and my eyeliner is thicker than yours.
You do realise that Facebook uses your data for marketing purposes? *logs into Facebook*
Windows is a pathetic piece of software designed by the world's most evil corporation, the only positive aspects of which were based on previous, vastly superior operating systems... why would you pay money for it when Linux is free? *logs into Windows*
Atheism > Agnosticism > Christianity > Judaism > Islam > your mum (...no-one really cares about how the universe began, it's just a superiority contest).

Seriously, guys. There is so much more to life.

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author avatar Synthaea
I'm quite a bizarre teenager. Intellect and eccentricity enthrall me. I am torn between science and literature, unsure which I wish my future to rest with.

Writing is my constant, and ensures my sanity (or perhaps lack thereof).
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author avatar melphens
26th Aug 2010 (#)

Yes, you are very right! there's is sooo much more in life. good read..

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author avatar Synthaea
26th Aug 2010 (#)

Thank you. It got kinda deranged. >:]
Seriously though, some people on the internet are so silly.

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author avatar LOVERME
1st Sep 2010 (#)

I THOUGHT
ONLY SILLY FOLKS
USE THE INTERNET
I'M ONE WASTING MY LIFE SEE ANSWERING U
A SILLY ME NO>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????/
thanx to uuuuuuuuu

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author avatar Synthaea
1st Sep 2010 (#)

Oh no, plenty of intelligent people use the internet. That isn't to say that intelligent people don't waste time on the internet though :P
And you're welcome? ^^

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author avatar grey
26th Aug 2010 (#)

hahaXD
that was really...crazy.XD

guess what, i got curious, this time, about Xkcd~ haha.
'falling asleep' is just as crazy. haha:D

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author avatar Nicolaspondylus
26th Aug 2010 (#)

I could totally see you screaming most of this at a mirror, also sticking your tongue out at appropriate times.

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author avatar Mrinal
27th Aug 2010 (#)

Pwnz0rs note. y3w r a nic3 writt3r. lol. I fell of my balcony and there is something write sticking out of my whole body, Is it swine flu? xD I must say Very true and nice composition or compilation. xD

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author avatar Synthaea
27th Aug 2010 (#)

Grey: Yes, absolutely insane. :D Not quite sure what got into me, my brain's a bit weird some days, well most days. And xkcd is wonderful, I've read them all... yeah, Falling Asleep is quite hilarious :P. You should also try Creepy and Period (don't ask).

Nicolas: Could you now? That'd be quite amusing I think ;) *does not plan to do this in spare time*

Mrinal: oHh wHy tHnK y3ww :)) uR wRit35 r r3a11y c00l 2 :D (oh dear God, I can't keep this up).

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author avatar grey
27th Aug 2010 (#)

haha. thanks for bringing me to there (xkcd)~^_^

...oHh wHy tHnK y3ww...??? *nose bleeding*
how did you come up with those?
we call those 'jejemon' here. i don't know what you call them there. but i hate them anyway.

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author avatar Synthaea
27th Aug 2010 (#)

No trouble at all, fantastic site that everyone should know about ;D

Ahahaha, back in the days of Bebo there were lots of 'acquaintances' of mine (generally tweenage girls) who would speak (and I use the word loosely) in a combination of numbers, alternating upper/lower case, hideously misspelt words, appalling grammar and excessive letter repetition. Oh and lots of these: <3 <3 <3 -.-
I hate it too. :P

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author avatar grey
27th Aug 2010 (#)

my younger sister (12 yrs old) uses that, and i don't like it. she sent me a message one time, and all i could say was "what?!?!".>.<

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author avatar Synthaea
27th Aug 2010 (#)

A perfectly valid response. :P

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author avatar Retired
27th Aug 2010 (#)

this is cute.. or rather gre8t.. love it.

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author avatar Synthaea
28th Aug 2010 (#)

Haha, thanks Rebecca ^^

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author avatar LOVERME
1st Sep 2010 (#)

u really know
how to draw....
how i wish i was weird too how do u do????????

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author avatar Synthaea
1st Sep 2010 (#)

Draw with words, you mean? :)
And don't worry, you are weird :D but in a lovely way of course.

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author avatar Christine
22nd Sep 2010 (#)

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still a retard

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author avatar Synthaea
8th Oct 2010 (#)

Christine, I second that, x 216596196. :P

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author avatar aden kendroemen
31st Oct 2010 (#)

Christine, that was freakin awesome!!!

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author avatar LOVERME
8th Oct 2010 (#)

how has this surfaced again today i wonder really

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author avatar Synthaea
8th Oct 2010 (#)

I really couldn't tell you :P
How did it resurface?

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Oct 2010 (#)

once again

ur poetry and
novella words
gr88888888888

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author avatar Synthaea
16th Oct 2010 (#)

Once again, thank you :)

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author avatar aden kendroemen
31st Oct 2010 (#)

Good one Synthaea, I don't really know what they call it here, but I call it textese.

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author avatar Synthaea
2nd Nov 2010 (#)

Cheers, aden :) what a fitting name. I'm not really sure what to term it, myself... I'll just stick with 'moronic' for now.

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