Non Directional Ranting’s of an Irate White Guy

TreegTheMonsoon By TreegTheMonsoon, 6th Jan 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/71kzv_rj/
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The daily random stuff that happens to me seems to happen on purpose.
How else could I have such random stuff happen to me?

Non Directional Ranting’s of an Irate White Guy 1

Have you ever come to the realization that the more you learn, the more you learn you need to know. It is freaken frustrating as f#*(. Sometimes I'm in awe of the idiocracy that surrounds me. Like this morning. I'm sitting there in my car yelling at the traffic light to "HURRY UP AND TURN GREEN", and the folks in the car next to me are looking at me like I'm crazy.
Or how about when I was driving home today after work. There is this traffic light I have to drive through every day. There are two lanes that you can take a left at. An inside and an outside lane. I usually take the inside.
Problem is when you take said left these two lanes of left turning cars now have to compete for space because these two lanes are very quickly becoming one lane. So I'm sitting there starring at the light and I look to my right. Some guy in an Audi. I'm first in my lane. He's first in his. All is at peace. But when the light went green...
Oh yea. It's on.
So I put the pedal to the medal. Fortunately I have the element of surprise because I have a real quiet engine. He doesn't seem to notice at first. But then he looks over and notices my bumper is starting to creep past his. He speeds up a bit.
The jig is up but I'm not going to give up without a fight. I floor it as much as I can. The rpm's jump to 5000. The engine is whining. My heart is beginning to race at the prospect of beating him to the choke point. It is at that time that he floors it and whips past me.
I knew my chances of winning were slim in my Hyundai Accent, but I wasn't going to back down regardless. It's a matter of principle. I would still beat him in a distance race without any fuel points. Did I ever mention how much I hate competition? Till next time, this is he Non Directional Ranting’s of an Irate White Guy.
Drive safely.

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author avatar TreegTheMonsoon
I've been writing short stories and poetry since I was 13. Never had any real reason to share my stuff until I found this site. I've done stuff that I can't by law disclose. I have many both demons and angels to bring into the light metaphoricaly spe...(more)

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
6th Jan 2013 (#)

I remember my friend telling me how he winds up the guy in the next line if the latter has a fast car. He glances across with a hint that he means business! The other guy lets it rip the moment green light is on! siva

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author avatar Md Rezaul Karim
6th Jan 2013 (#)

Different kind of experience sharing. Nice to read you. Thanks Treeg

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