Restroom Plaque (Poem)

tankermone By tankermone, 21st Aug 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/20lg3_ye/
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When in the course of events, some men go to the bathroom, their aim is sometimes disastrously not there, so I penned this for those who can’t thread the needle!

Restroom Plaque

When in the course of events, some men go to the bathroom, their aim is sometimes disastrously not there, so I penned this for those who can’t thread the needle!

BATHROOM PLAQUE

Some men think they’re William Tell,
But, alas, they don’t aim that well!

So, please allow us a big break,
Raise the seat before your mistake,

If you must still water the plants,
At least clean up the spill, perchance?

A slippery floor and wet seat,
Makes going here not a great treat,

So, keep it clean and dry today,
Or, these rooms may soon go away!

PTR June 18, 2013

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Aim, Alas, Bathroom, Break, Clean, Dry, Floor, Men, Mistake, Perchance, Plants, Plaque, Poem, Rhyme, Seat, Slippery, Tell, Think, Treat, Well, William

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author avatar tankermone
U.S.Army vet, father - three, gf - six. I write about everything, in poetry mostly. I served in Armor, laid cement, tied steel, laid pipe, worked retail, tutored and enjoy and love the United States!

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author avatar LOVERME
6th Sep 2013 (#)

Wash rooms

beautifully put across
I too hate to visit wash rooms
but when nature squeezes me
I may have to use combine- common
wayside washrooms
my experience is worse
I can’t here converse
ere you vomit on the screen
who will then come to clean?

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