Snake in the water

Marzeus von Hemelen By Marzeus von Hemelen, 11th Oct 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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So, Mr. Slithers, feeling hot today are we? Yes, why don't you go for a nice cool swim? Just not with us!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!

Aquatic exercises

This morning I'm getting up at 5:30 am. It's just starting to get light outside. I've been trying this week to exercise for 90 minutes minimum, 3 hours maximum every morning, and want to start really early before the sun gets too high and fries me to a crisp.

And since yesterday, I found aside from walking and mountain scaling, the river with its strong current but rather shallow depth is good exercise too. All I do is get into it and do everything from swimming against the current, to jumping in it like a dolphin, to standing still and resisting the current with my outstretched arms, to standing underwater on my hands trying to stay upright in the strong current, and then some more jumping around and running around inside the water in the loose sand.

Swimming serpent

It's been wonderful! Yesterday Mother came with me to sit on the beach while I'm excercising, and when I'm done, she comes into the water too so we can swim another 15 minutes or so.

At first she was far too scared, but since she did it yesterday, today she's coming into the water too. She really enjoys splashing around. It's fantastic!

When we're done, we get out and dry off on the river bed. And then, Mother says "Look there's a snake!"

I turn around and look in the water. GOOD GOD that's a huge snake. It's massive, and lo and behold, it's slithering ON TOP of the water, crossing from the other side to this one, whilst also being carried downstream as it goes.

Once I'm over the shock of seeing this snake coming for us, I say to Mother "Did you bring a camera?"

She didn't, because she left her video camera at home at Tower Hills, while mine is at Canyon Manoir. What a shame! Because as ugly and frightning as it is, it's also a sight to behold, seeing this huge snake swimming across the river.

To our right is a bush, and the snake lands there and slithers into the folage.

Uh-oh. We have to walk past that when we go home. We'll have to keep our eyes open.

"Oi, what a disappointment!", says Mother, who has just since yesterday discovered how wonderful it feels to have overcome her fear of the river and to swim in it. Now she probably never will again. Not sure I feel much like it myself.

Mother recalls how the servants did say they never go into the water, because there are snakes in it. Can't argue with that.

Calm conclusion

Fortunately our walk home doesn't include any more encounters with dangerous creatures, although I do feel frightened to walk home over all the rocks and grass and flowers and bushes - they provide far too much camouflage for a snake in plain sight.

Long ago I used to think snakes are cool, but I'm starting to lose my like for them.

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River, Serpent, Snake, Snake Swims, Swimming, Water

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I like eggs for breakfast. I live on top of a hill inside a beautiful but old dwelling complex. I like to take life in through my senses and then give feedback through my writing.

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author avatar Fern Mc Costigan
12th Oct 2015 (#)

Snakes I do do tricks on the water the farther the better!

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