Some Famous And Interesting Sex Quotes Common in the Internet

Lambasted By Lambasted, 3rd Nov 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/37b1q04c/
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I decided to compile some sex Quotes as my first contribution to this site, as a newbie here, I hope your Old members would enjoy this. I dedicate this article to Funom Makam for bringing me into this community and I hope he excels the way I intend to.

Sex Quotes

1. Making Love is deeper and different from having sex. The later can be for anyone but the former is definitely for someone~~~ Funom Makama.

2. Whoever believes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach fluncked geography~~~ Robert Bryne.

3. The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul~~~William B. Yeate.

4. Man get laid, but women get screwed~~~ Quentin Crisp.

5. A dirty book is rarely dusty~~~ Unkown.

6. Sex in America, an Obsession, in other parts of the world, a fact~~~~Marlene Dietrich.

7. When a Man talks dirty to a women, it is sexual harassment, when a woman does the same, it is $3.95 a minute.

8. Hearing many religious people talk, one would think God created the Torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals~~~Don Schradder.

9. No matter how Cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of Kittens~~~ Abraham Lincoln.

10. Familiarity breeds contempt and Children~~~Mark Twain.

11. Sex is God's Joke on Human beings~~~ Bette Davis.

12. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, Sex raises some pretty good Questions~~~~ Woody Allen.

13. Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull~~~ Henry Louis Mencken.

14. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful which they are once in a blue moon, and Men seem wise and brave which they never are, at all~~~ Henry Louise Mencken.

15. The natural Man has only two primary passions, to get and to beget~~~ William Osler.

16. Sex relieves tension, Love causes it~~~Woody Allen.

17. Sex is emotion in Motion~~Mae West.

18. confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part~~~ Aimee Mullins.

19. The happiness of a man in this Life does not consist in the absence but in the Mastery of his passions~~~Alfred Lord Tennysin.

20. Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it~~~O magazine, The shy Girls Guide to sex.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled

21. One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make Love when you really don't feel it; there is probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that~~~Norman Mailer.

22. Desperate is not a sexual preference~~~Randy K. Milholland.

23. I know Love and Lust don't always keep the same company~~~Stephenie Meyer.

24. Seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. It is enticing someone in to doing what they secretly want to do already~~~ Waiter Rant.

25. What's the three words you never want to hear while making Love? Honey, I'm home~~ Ken Hammond.

26. There is nothing wrong with making Love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed~~~ George Burns.

27. When I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better~~~Mae West.

28. A nymphomania is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man~~~ Mignon Mclaughin.

29. The big difference between sex for free is that sex for money cost less~~~ brendan francis.

30. An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex~~~Edgar Wallale.

31. Money, it turned out was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did~~~ James Arthur Baldwin.

32. It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover~~~ Marge Piercy.

33. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing~~~Woody Allen.

34. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

35. Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled~~~Harlan Ellison.

36. Sex -the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble~~~John Barrymore.

37. Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

38. A really hard laugh is like sex- one of the Ultimate diversions of existence~~~Teny Seinfeld.

39. Love is deep, but sex only has to go a few inches~~~ Stacy Nelkin.

40. The only difference between friends and lovers is about 4 minutes~~~ Scott Roeben.

The perfect dresses are worn to be taken off

41. It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean~~~ Mae West.

42. there's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination, you can overcome that~~~lewis Grizzard.

43. Nothing makes you forget Love like sex~~~ Staci Beasley.

44. Just saying "No" prevents teenage pregnancy the way "Have a nice day" cures chronic depression~~~ Faye Wattleton.

45. Sex has consequences. When Hitler's Mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs~~~ George Carlin.

46. No woman needs intercourse-few women escape it~~~Andren Dworkin.

47. A Man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky, the woman already knows~~~ Monica Piper.

48. If God had meant us to have group sex, He'd Have given us more Organs~~~Malcolm Bradbury.

49. The perfect Lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am~~~ Charles Pierce.

50. if sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?~~~ bette Midler.

51. Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure~~~Bob Hope.

52. The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform~~~Dr. Alfred Kinsey.

53. A Lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally~~~ Lilian Day.

54. A gentleman is a patient Wolf~~~ Henrrietta Tiarks,

55. The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't Love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision~~~Lynn Lavner.

56. Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your Life~~~ Michael Sinz.

57. The perfect dresses are worn to be taken off~~~Jean Cocteam.

58. Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures~~~Samuel Johnson.

59. Her kisses left something to be desired-the rest of her~~~Anonymous.

60. The Penis is mightier than the Sword~~~Mark twain.

As you all know, I am the hot lady with the hot articles for matured couples who want to maintain their relationships. The physical is very important and even though I do not encourage pervetness and acting "sluty" I also want to say, being wild in your intimacy makes your relationship more fun, relaxing, enjoyable and personal. So, even as you enjoy this piece, there are still more of my works you can check from my other blogs. So choose anyone or all of them and check them out!

1. The Beauty And Glamour Of The Eastern European Girls
2. 40 Hottest And Sexiest Personalities Close To My Kind Of Woman
3. Does Our Sexual Instinct Play A Big Role In Appreciating Beauty?
4. Sense Of Equality: Is Beauty Significant In Appreciating Our Equality Status?

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author avatar Buzz
4th Nov 2011 (#)

Wonderful quotes. Great share, L.:)

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author avatar Funom Makama
6th Nov 2011 (#)

Yeah great quotes and I am really feeling on top of the world right now to see my quote as the first... Whew!~~~ Wikinut!~~ What a site to be

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author avatar pretty_writer
15th Jun 2013 (#)

I just got one of your quotes on facebook. Though not a sex quote, but I liked it
"When people mock @ ur achievements, laugh back at them, because they never seem to understand the superior world you operate in... Familiarity, truly breeds contempt and as for those facing this challenge, STAND TALL! Historic world achievers are/were just as human as you are!" Dr. Funom Makama

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author avatar D in The Darling
9th Nov 2011 (#)

Oh, I'm down!
No quote from D in The Darling?
Start reading now!

Great work. It's a sign of commitment. So commendable indeed! Thanks for sharing.

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Nov 2011 (#)

D in the DARLING
IS ALL LIKE BANG ,BANG AND BANG
keep screwing man... i meant woman...

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author avatar Lambasted
9th Nov 2011 (#)

Thanks D in The Darling, and do not worry, when next I come across any of your quotations, I will do well to show them off to the world.

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Nov 2011 (#)

Do let me know
I AM CREATIVE TO THE DEPTH AND STAND OUT ERECT,
as perhaps none else,in the midst of A SEXUAL FLIGHT WITH ALL RITES...Sliky white anointment

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author avatar GV Rama Rao
10th Nov 2011 (#)

A good collection of quotes. You must have spent some time collecting these. Good job.

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author avatar Tranquilpen
14th Nov 2011 (#)

Great share Lambasted, welcome to wikinut my friend and enjoy our one of a kind community. Here is my quote: "Good health is the postponement of death"(R)

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Nov 2011 (#)

May I take the liberty to add ...
GOOD HEALTH IS EXTENSION OF SEX...
AND
REDUCTION OF MEDICAL BILLS.,
except condoms for healthy reasons

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author avatar Funom Makama
14th Nov 2011 (#)

cool one Tranquilpen

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Nov 2011 (#)

Mark Twain was not only humouros but pragmatic
and
you may include this as it fits in here.
'''.GAYISM has been an UNIVERSAL phenomenon ,its only coming out from the closset now...sex in its multi- manifestations...is the be all and ultimate goal of life,.... believe it or not none can produce nor live without it .CAN YOU DEAR READER ???

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author avatar LOVERME
16th Nov 2011 (#)

One QS please
WHY DO WE HAVE TO DRESS ?
when we have to finally undress ,as in sex...

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author avatar LOVERME
17th Nov 2011 (#)

The night is young ,
as much virgin ,
as the two
who now think of a honeymoon in
HONU...LULU

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author avatar LOVERME
22nd Nov 2011 (#)

upon your breast
i place my hands to communicate
with your softly lovely beating heart
ere we commence the heart throbs
beats faster

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author avatar LOVERME
22nd Nov 2011 (#)

THEY ENTWINE heaven wards
that's why they know ...how to trap that ...what they want and grow another fruit bearing plant...a tree...

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author avatar LOVERME
23rd Nov 2011 (#)

Some how when i see your posted snaps ,
it makes me wonder how many see the world from the opposite angle
like i do
be the sun and watch the crowd ... raising arms in prayer and let ones legs go up in thin air ...so that no rod can spare..
gr88888work urs Lamb...

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author avatar Denise O
23rd Nov 2011 (#)

what a fun and interesting read on love quotes. I really enjoyed it. Welcome to wikinut, I look forward to reading more of your work. Thank you for sharing.:)

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author avatar Tranquilpen
23rd Nov 2011 (#)

Hey I'm back here and nothing new! How about volume 2.LOL

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author avatar LOVERME
25th Nov 2011 (#)

yeah
i also keep peeping in off and on hoping to see someone
with nothing on

nice sexy snaps urs

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author avatar Lambasted
26th Nov 2011 (#)

Oh!~~~ Nice to know you are concerned. I will soon surprise you guys.... Just stay tuned.

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author avatar Funom Makama
26th Nov 2011 (#)

We have been waiting..

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author avatar Lambasted
15th Jun 2013 (#)

Thanks a lot guys

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author avatar Bill James
7th Jul 2013 (#)

Other Funom Makama's Quotes

1. The best Husband is one who trained himself by knowing what the bad guys know and doing what the good boys do.

I've been with this guy in a conference and truly speaking, he is amazing.

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author avatar Joshua .O.
10th Jul 2013 (#)

creating a solution begins with the TRUTH. You identify it, acknowledge it and work towards it. If a person with Gonorrhea refuses to acknowledge that he has Gonorrhea, no matter how expensive the malaria drugs I use to treat him, the Gonorrhea will never go, because he refuses to acknowledge the truth and on that basis we cannot work towards the truth (treating Gonorrhea)..

He made this statement when we were arguing about Politics of Nigeria. He is an excellent guy.

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author avatar Joshua .O.
10th Jul 2013 (#)

Oh, I mean Dr. Funom makama.

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