Some Tips For Hard Work

guri By guri, 13th Aug 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/a_2zn464/
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i am giving you 7 tips for hard work.Must read it .i think it will help you :P

Some Tips For Hard Work

1.Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2.Looking Impatient and Annoyed. One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

3.Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g., 9:35pm, 7:05am,etc...) and during public holidays.

4.Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.

5.Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc... You can always borrow them from the library. Thick computer manuals are the best.

6.Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

7.*** MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

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