Mariah By Mariah, 28th Mar 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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There's nothing more entertaining than imagining life through the eyes of your
pets. So let me introduce you to my Mutt.... you'll enjoy meeting this little guy.
He's a Rapper..


Mylo's Rapp - The Pugcheekawawa

The name is Mylo... Im a real cute dude
.an everybody loves me...man ain't life good.

Check the cool sleek ears...note the silk black coat..
when I pass the other mutts.. well.to myself I gloat.

I got a swanky little butt an a red hot tail
if I want myself a bitch...well the charm don't fail

I sure got the genes to give me swagger
.Im part pug an part chiwawa
Got no control on just how good I look
" Hey whippet...don't you draw me no dagger"

I got real good strong hind legs
Hey I can dance...front paws in air
Listen good..cos I ain't no merekat
An I sure ain't no Fred Astaire

Im more of a Michael Jackson
If you all here get my drift
My mooooves have been likened to the moonwalk
Yeah my rythme is just a gift.

Yo.. my human bitches...I just got you right in my paw
Yeah..you say Im the cutest mutt that you ever saw

They say " Awww Mylo baby climb upon my knee"
I say "put the brakes on mama while I negotiate my fee"

I can lift my paw...an I can do it real good
Im gonna do it for ya if ya give me some food

I got your number mamas
I dig you bring treats to my place
you mamas just luuuuv to feed me
No resisting my little sweet face

I got big mutts in my family
little me.. takes their toys an I plaaaaaay
the mamas won't hear no objection
Yeah... Life's a gas when goes my way.

I walk in the park with my people
An if a fox comes into my space
I look him right in his eye
An I say "get outta my face"

Bring it on....if you got the muscle
Come on man...now make your move
Cos I know my people will lift me up
But a mutt's got a point to prove.

Some day I'll have myself some pups
Pick a bitch to be their mama
My genes an my legend will live on
Check it out.... Im the Pugcheekawawa.


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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
29th Mar 2013 (#)

Interesting and funny mutt talk and thoughts - siva

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author avatar Mariah
29th Mar 2013 (#)

Thank you siva.

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author avatar Rathnashikamani
29th Mar 2013 (#)

Very unique and thoughtful!

Pugcheekawawa, you're special!

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author avatar Mariah
29th Mar 2013 (#)

Thank you great feedback

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author avatar Songbird B
18th Apr 2013 (#)

This is hysterical Mariah! I laughed myself silly over this tongue in cheek doggy rap! Having had a Jack-chi (Jack Russell X Chihuahua}, I can certainly relate to the attitude! lol She was tiny, yet thought she was a Rottweiler but had the cutest way with her.. Look out for my Dog Adoption articles and you will meet her through my pages..Fun, fun, fun and clever poem! \0/x

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author avatar Mariah
18th Apr 2013 (#)

Thank you and yes I will read the mutt pages love dogs and their antics lol
Mariah x

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