The Constant Chatter Chapter Five

Kingwell By Kingwell, 23rd May 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/5884ofn7/
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I think that an evil spirit has gotten inside my gums and is boring its way out but mommy says it's called teething - whatever you want to call it - it's definitely no fun!

But I'm not doing anything!

Okay okay, so I said I wasn’t a cry baby, but man I’ve hardly stopped at all this week and I can’t get any sleep either. I feel like someone has gotten into my gums and they are boring holes in them! Talk about pain- I can tell you whoever said, there’s no sensation in matter, could never have experienced this! Mommy says I’m teething, but I swear I’m not doing a thing, honest I’m not. It’s all been done TO me. I wonder if I’ve got an evil spirit in my head and he’s is digging his way out through? I don’t know why mommy won’t take me to the doctor – maybe she thinks I’ll catch the swine flu from all those people in the waiting room!
What about the minister that threw the water over me? He should be able to cast out evil spirits, that’s part of his job isn’t it? Don’t look so surprised – just because I haven’t been here very long doesn’t mean I haven’t read the Bible! Mommy says that Grandma has a teething ring for me and she’s bringing it over after lunch but I don’t know what good a ring is going to do? Mommy’s got two rings in her ears and three on her fingers, and when she takes them off she always says “don’t let Max put those in his mouth”. I have a feeling that there should be someone that I could ask about all of this…but I can’t seem to remember now. I guess it must have been a dream.

Some Good Looking Chicks!

I’m beginning to think that this may be an interesting place to live after all, now that I’m getting a chance to look it over. You see mommy took me to a birthday party last week and there were lots of other kids there, some good lookin’ chicks too! I’ve already chosen my girlfriend; I think she’s about my age – and man is she hot! I swear I almost peed my Pamper when she smiled at me. I can’t wait to play post office!
I’m finally getting this walking business down too, I took three steps today before I fell and mommy gave me a big hug – it’s sooo good to know that you’re loved and wanted- I hope all the little boys and girls in the world are loved just as much as me. Mommy says that daddy will be home after just three more sleeps, and I can’t wait – I know my daddy loves me – and he loves my mommy too. That’s what makes a happy family – even I’m smart enough to know that. Oh! Grandma is here and that means I get my teething ring. Now isn’t that funny! I’ve been so busy chattering that I forgot all about the pain in my gums – I’m coming grandma – I’m coming…

TO BE CONTINUED See Chapter Six

See Chapter One

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Baby, Bible, Daddy, Doctor, Dream, Evil Spirit, Girlfriend, Grandma, Kingwell, Love, Mother, Pain, Swine Flu, Teething

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I am 75 years old and retired.I like writing short stories, poetry as well other articles of interest.

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author avatar Retired
23rd May 2015 (#)

Great part!

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author avatar Kingwell
24th May 2015 (#)

Thank you for following CM. Blessings.

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author avatar Carol Roach
23rd May 2015 (#)

such a delightful story

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author avatar Kingwell
24th May 2015 (#)

Glad that you are enjoying it Carol. Blessings.

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author avatar Retired
24th May 2015 (#)

Fantastic chapter!! Keep it up!

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author avatar Kingwell
24th May 2015 (#)

Thanks Jessica. Blessings.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
25th May 2015 (#)

Growing up real fast to have a girl friend too! That would have helped to forget the teething pain for a while. Thanks KIngwell to see so much of love around too - siva

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author avatar Kingwell
25th May 2015 (#)

Thank you Siva. This is written with tongue in cheek of course, but babies may know more than we think. Blessings.

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author avatar Helen Thomas
24th Jun 2015 (#)

Wonderfully hilarious ~ Kingwell.

Thanks for the share. Continued Blessings.

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author avatar Kingwell
25th Jun 2015 (#)

Thanks for your comment. Blessings.

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