The Constant Chatter Chapter Seven

Kingwell By Kingwell, 27th May 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/1u9q6ywo/
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I am one year old today and of course mommy is having a party for me. All my friends will be there - even my girlfriend Cherrie.

Happy Birthday To Me!

“Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me”, I wonder will I be able to sing when I grow up? In case you haven’t guessed it, this is my first birthday and mommy is having a party for me. It’s Oct.22th and that means I was born on the cusp, Libra is ending and Scorpio is beginning, I’m really Libra though but I might also have a little bit of Scorpio in me, so I guess I’m stuck with having to read two horoscopes. Nay – don’t think I’ll bother with that at all, leave it to the superstitious and that’s something I’ve already decided I’m not going to be. Why should it matter if a black cat crosses my path on Friday the thirteenth?
Mommy got me all dressed for my party, than left me here in my playpen, where she thinks I can’t get too dirty. I hope she remembers to change my pamper though, I can’t possibly greets my guests in this state! I know that Cherrie is coming-that’s my girlfriend, I finally found out her name- and I saw mommy write it on one of the invitations. The other boys better keep their eyes of her too – or they’ll have me to deal with!
I’ve heard that I’m supposed to have a best friend among the boys as well, and they say we go through a period when we won’t like girls – ha- not likely for this dude! Come on Mommy change my pamper, it smells awful – I told you not to feed me peas and carrots, they’re gross-even before I eat them.

WOW! What A Party!

Man, what a party that was! Everyone here had a bottle and there was lots to eat, even stuff for all the mommies and look at all the presents I got! I wonder what Cherrie got for me? You can tell a lot about a girl by the kind of present she buys for that special someone - and I just know that’s me, it has to be-we’re soul mates-we were meant for each other. Are we going to open the presents yet mommy? Are we? Are we? Yaa we are, we are – oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Grandma and Grandpa gave me a box of pampers – grandparents are always practical. Here’s a ball and a rubber ducky, a turtle and a book that they think I can’t tear apart ha! What’s this that Cherrie gave me - underwear! Wow! She wants her man to start growing up fast. Guess mommy will have to get that pee pot she’s been talking about – I’ll show Cherrie what a real he-man I am! No more pampers for me – but it will take a while of course, and then there’s always night time, hmm guess grandparents are pretty smart too.
Mom bought some presents too, that way all the kids had a present to take home – I think that’s such a cool idea. My daddy wasn’t here for my party but he’ll be home in five more sleeps and I know that he’ll have a present for me too. Daddy says that we’re going to have lots of fun in the snow when winter comes, I can’t remember much about snow, I think I must have slept through most of it last winter. Oh I can’t wait for daddy to get home!
I think Cherrie has a birthday soon, I wonder what I should get her – certainly not underwear girls are far too modest for that sort of thing! Oh well one thing about a woman – you can never go wrong with jewellery!

TO BE CONTINUED See Chapter Eight
See Chapter One

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Black Cat, Daddy, Girlfriend, Grandma And Grandpa, Happy Birthday, Jewellery, Kingwell, Libra, Pampers, Presents, Scorpio, Superstitious

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I am 75 years old and retired.I like writing short stories, poetry as well other articles of interest.

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author avatar Retired
28th May 2015 (#)

Great piece! Very well written!

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author avatar Kingwell
28th May 2015 (#)

Thank you for following and commenting. Blessings.

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author avatar brendamarie
29th May 2015 (#)

very interesting story

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author avatar Kingwell
29th May 2015 (#)

Thank you for following. Blessings.

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author avatar spirited
29th May 2015 (#)

a girl friend already, must be those other pieces on the old Testament influencing your writing here...LOL...good one Kingwell

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author avatar Kingwell
29th May 2015 (#)

Thanks spirited. I don't think Max is ready for bed hopping yet lol! Blessings.

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author avatar Kingwell
29th May 2015 (#)

Thanks spirited. I don't think Max is ready for bed hopping yet lol! Blessings.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
29th May 2015 (#)

Max has a mind of his own. He knows he is important and dotted upon not only by his parents but also by a thoughtful Cherrie. I am sure he will have a spring in his step when he starts to walk! Great going Kingwell - siva

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author avatar Kingwell
29th May 2015 (#)

Thanks Siva. Max is doing okay. Blessings.

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author avatar Carol Roach
1st Jun 2015 (#)

simply delightful

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author avatar Kingwell
1st Jun 2015 (#)

Thank you for following my friend and I am happy that you're enjoying the story. Blessings.

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author avatar Helen Thomas
24th Jun 2015 (#)

I think I may have laughed louder on this one than all the other chapters.

Thanks for this beautiful share ~ Kingwell. Blessings.

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author avatar Kingwell
25th Jun 2015 (#)

That's good Helen, if it makes one person laugh, the story has served it's purpose. Blessings.

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