The Courtesy Clerk's Song

2tfx By 2tfx, 1st Oct 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/2aalfe6_/
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A poem about my "happy" life working at a supermarket.

courtesy clerk

Courtesy clerk.
Clean up on aisle five.
Bring a mop and pail.
Bring some gloves.
Courtesy Clerk!
Upstairs office now!
Verbal warning, strike one.
Written up.
Courtesy clerk
Cart round up in the parking lot, now.
Bring in all of the carts.
Stay out the entire hour.
Courtesy clerk.
Do all of the go backs.
Even the ones you can't find.
Return all of the perishables first.
Courtesy clerk.
Upstairs office.
Your suspended for three days.
Courtesy clerk.
Upstairs office.
Courtesy clerk.
You made a big mistake.
You forgot your work schedule.
You'll never get promoted.
Your fired!
Strike three.

Tags

Bagger, Groceries, Grocery Store, Job, Job Accomplishment, Labor

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I was born on August 3. I am from the United States. State of California and I love swimming, anime, hiking and cemeteries.

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