The Dentures

Socrates Pondiferous By Socrates Pondiferous, 8th Jan 2012 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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Well sometimes in desperation help can some to us from some strange quarters.

The Dentures

This guy one day went to a very formal function
The dress code was strict for the special occasion
What a meal such a variety and oh so aromatic and right
His mouth began to water because he had a good appetite

But alas a frown began to be noticed on his features
He may have to pass out on this meal as he had forgotten his dentures
But it was hard not to rush home now some twenty miles away
So he will have to drink a bit and let himself be tortured this way

A gentle there seem to understand his plight with some delight
So he went over to him and decided to put it right
Then in a friendly gesture as him to politely follow
Once there he show him some sets and he on that he could borrow

Feeling happy he practically ran back to take his seat
Then he got into the queue and filled that plate with lots to eat
Now contented and happy, this certainly put him a good mood
And he decided to seek out the man to express his gratitude

When he found the man , in his joy he could not resist
To shake his hand even embrace him and said "Thank you Mr Dentist
He was most surprise when the benefactor replied with his answer
Glad to see you enjoy you meal but "I am not dentist, I am an undertaker."


Appetite, Dentist, Denture, Feast, Hunger, Meal, Undertaker

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Like to write. Never taken such a step. But the experience is a challenge. Likes to write poetry. also has affinity for comedy.

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author avatar Tranquilpen
8th Jan 2012 (#)

Great laugh! thank you

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author avatar XX=MAD_MAX=XX
8th Jan 2012 (#)

HAHAHAHA! that was great. you have a good sense of humor. i would like to read more. more and more and more please. ^_^

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