The Journey

ritzwitz By ritzwitz, 27th Apr 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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We're all on a journey...lets take this journey together, enjoy it and appreciate God's creations. He has left no stone unturned to keep us involved and entertained!

Flight from Heaven to Earth and back....

Boarding Instructions from God :

Welcome aboard my children!

I'm glad to announce that I've covered all your needs, so you don't have to carry any baggage. Board empty handed and deboard empty handed. Don't accumulate. Nothing is going back with you anyway! Just enjoy the journey. It can be turbulent and troublesome at times but please don't panic. Please cooperate with your co-passengers. Treat them with dignity and respect. Although life does not come with an instruction manual, whenever you have doubts, you can refer Holy scriptures for guidance.

You're about to leave the comfort zone, kindly detach the umbilical cord and get ready for a take off. Its ok, you can cry otherwise you'll be considered still born. Kindly don't get giggly, babies are supposed to cry when leaving their respective wombs. I shall give you a million reasons to laugh and smile as the journey progresses!

Let me introduce your Flight hostess , you can call her Mother. Feel free to hold her finger. She will familiarize you with stuff throughout the initial phase of your journey. She'll make sure that your journey is comfortable and full of pleasant surprises that I have planned for you from time to time. Entertain yourself. Be at ease..don't forget operators are standing by!

Make sure you don't mess up with the tools I have provided to enrich your experience
throughout the journey. Take some time off to enjoy the sunshine, the blooming petals and do appreciate the humming birds. I have created magical distractions to keep you entertained. Help yourselves. Take your pick. Don't fight, there's enough for all. Rest assured.

Return journey
Kindly leave your bodies on Earth. Only your Souls are supposed to take the Return journey. I'll be giving a score card to you. I'll evaluate your performance, experience and behavior and decide the Exit gate for you. Make sure you follow all rules and regulations to get a high score card. High score card holders shall report to the Heaven Gate. Rest of you shall be accommodated in Hell.

If you have any doubts, please close your eyes, I'll connect. Trust me.

Have a safe journey! This is God. Your Flight Superintendent !

Nothing goes as planned......

God's Resignation

Last time when God descended,
He was out rightly offended,
to see the plight of human race,
drifting to doom at a crazy pace!

His first offender was Mr. Adam ,
Accused of flirting with Eve , his madam,
their love had sprouted the human chain,
Entangled in sorrows , worries and pain!

His next offender was Mr. Religion,
assigned to guide, but he failed to abide,
‘I hold you guilty- put him behind bars,
for instigating fanaticism and deadly wars!’

Next in the list was Mr. Greed,
Who was wickedly selfish indeed!
He made people run for money,
jeopardizing peace and harmony!

Mr. Poverty was summoned next,
‘I have provided enough for all,
but Mr. Rich won't take the call
to help the needy and deprived!'

Next Accused was Mr. Crime,
he had turned violent for dollar and dime,
‘You have disgraced my creation,
I hold you guilty of moral aggression!’

He was left in utter dismay,
humanity had taken His sleep away
now He has resigned back to the stars,
and keeps away from our emotional scars!

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Crime, Descend, Flight, God, Heaven, Journey, Life, Poverty

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author avatar ritzwitz
I've a passion for reading and writing. I love to share my thoughts with the world. Writing poems , health topics, family and relationships are my areas of focus.

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author avatar cnwriter..carolina
30th Apr 2014 (#)

most enjoyable this...

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author avatar Phyl Campbell
30th Apr 2014 (#)

This sounds a lot like . Not like infringement-same, but just the same basic theme about the plane trip, life, and spiritual connections in afterlife.
Choldenko writes YA books, but they are very deep. If you get a chance, check out the link above. I think you'd like it.
Nice story and poem.

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author avatar ritzwitz
30th Apr 2014 (#)

thanks Phyll...i'll definitely check it out...spirituality is a vast subject...i'm just on the surface...I have to go a long way to understand the depths.

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author avatar ritzwitz
30th Apr 2014 (#)

Thanks Carolina....i take inspiration from you :)

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author avatar Delicia Powers
30th Apr 2014 (#)

very creative ...!

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author avatar ritzwitz
1st May 2014 (#)

Thanks Delicia!

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author avatar LOVERME
9th May 2014 (#)

LOVELY journey urs I call it
...S O J O U R N

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author avatar Ptrikha
12th May 2014 (#)

Great imagination!

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