The Korthrox Files (Unit 6): The Captain Returns

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Captain Korthrox and Captain Hatonn, both keen observers of flash points around the world, speak anew from the starship, zeroing in on famous or infamous personalities in high places, their frivolities included. - Jamie Sentana-Ries-Cortez

Introduction

Copyrighted and published by: The Federation of Free Planets, Rania Seila Sentana-Ries-Cortez, Reni Sentana-Ries, Jamie Sentana-Ries-Cortez, and the Sentana-Ries Publishing Co.

HOW ‘TOP HAT’ CAN YOU GET?!

Until lately, we have had no scribings from the commanders. Here now is Captain Korthrox together with Captain Hatonn emerging from their busy schedules to say a message or two intended for people alluded to. - Jamie Sentana-Ries

Captain Korthrox Kicks off (And Butts)

July 10, 2013
5:20 pm


Rania: I am on line, Captain Korthrox. Are you ready?

Captain Korthrox: Just as soon as I fasten this shoe, darlin’

“O.K. now, that should do it. Now where were we last time? Oh, not on a book. O.K. then how about fostering the Simpsons and their mildly flavoured stock?!

“Whoever said that the Middle East was a pressure cooker sure did to him or herself an exacting favour, for the grain still held firm in the sandbox of all narcissistic melancholies doth it no good to strain at the bit as far as the boys in the West are concerned with their head honcho straining at the bit also, and just as the day peeks around the corner so does Jeddah come to life.

(Captain Korthrox makes a fist of his hand and puts it up to his mouth and gently coughs. –Rania)

Turpentine knocks the boots off all CIA prisoners and for the fourth time this season, Hatonn, Commander-in-Chief soon to be, Hatonn, glosses over none of the pieces of information which comes over his desk. In fact his compliance is non-wavering, and because of it he knows more what is going on outside his back door than any of us. He is the best of the best at what he does, to be sure.

Tale Of Two Kings

“And now the king of Saudi Arabia, Abdullah ibn Abdulaziz ibn Abdulrahman Al-Sa’ud, is pickling herrings and is quite enjoying doing so, along with certain members of the Gulf Cooperative Council. The good king Wenceslas of ‘England’ no doubt remembers his former lifestream and is a good morsel for pickling herring as well. And you thought they were ‘friends’ did you not? A ‘lot of malarkey’ that one! (Laughs)

Goodness gracious, Jamie, have you not got that logged in yet, love? Indeed are th… oh, just a minute of my time please.

“Ah..Captain Hatonn has a finishing word for you all. So out I go and in comes the Captain. Adieu and nice to see you all working so finely together again.”

A Word From Captain Gyeorgos Hatonn

Captain Gyeorgos Hatonn, Esquire of the Nations: “Good Day! Now Symington Woldrolf is an old man with not many seconds to spare, so I want to tell you about his so-called ‘ailment’ which if ‘horny’ could asphyxiate himself right out of the closet door, ahem, and we say nothing more of it. Good Night, and know that whenever I seem to say ‘something’ out of place know this: I don’t.

Commander- in-Chief, soon to be, over something larger than Quebec, Canada. Over and over and out! On frequency ‘dial-a-wave’ boys! And try and get hold of that frequency!

“Please tie off channel, please, Rania Seila, and buoy the one, so to speak, loves. Good Day.” 5:35 pm

- Scribed by the hand and pen of I, Uthrania Seila Sentana-Ries-Cortez

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Link: The Korthrox Files: Unit 5: Plans, And Trouble, Are Afoot

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11th Jul 2013 (#)

Thanks once again, Mark, for the quick moderation and the star!

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