What flavor do you root for?

NOTAWRITER By NOTAWRITER, 5th Aug 2013 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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What if all the ice cream flavors had a boxing tournament? Are you telling me I am the only one who wondered about this?

The Thrilla in Vanilla

Who will be the ice cream champ?
Bring them all down the ramp

Chocolate Strawberry maybe vanilla all day
I hear his left hook puts them into the middle of May

All the flavors come to the ice cream bowl
Pistachio is in shape he works with coal

Strawberry has a great haymaker
Last year he made Coconut wish he was just a baker

Now cherry lime and grape pineapple chew
They can bring it they know what to do

They all battle they all swing
They all got footwork in that ring

In the end the last two standing
Rum Raisin and Pineapple there training must be demanding

Rum starts out on top Pine goes down
But he gets up with a smile not a frown

Round Three and Four Five Six Seven
But the fight ended in eleven

Guess who it was the winner of all
The temperature went up and the Sun stands tall


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I write for the fun of it. I write about whatever I feel like at the time.
Could be Meatloaf could be sports could be Sunny days could be shorts.

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