Why I Hate Girls

Shamarie By Shamarie, 9th Jul 2014 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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This is a humor piece of writing on why a young man hates girls.

Leave Girls Alone

In the first place, I hate girls because they do not know how to act. They play too much and do not know when to stop. It is like for them to stop; I must call them a bitch, whore, or any other nasty names to let them know I am not playing with them. I cannot be nice to them because they do not appreciate it. Most often, every time girls have a man who is a man, she does not want to stay with him. She always says something stupid like, "Oh, he's too nice. I want a bad boy." What that tells me is that girls like it when men grab their private parts and put their hands on them. That is why I say it is a big difference between a girl and a woman. Girls do not know how to act and women do. Women can relate to me and understand where I am coming from. These young minded girls with the big mouth and nasty attitude cannot.

Another reason I hate girls is that they always complaining about something. They always are complaining about their hair, their clothes, their nails, money, and sex. Also my favorite, how fat they are. They always have to open their mouth about something and stay in other people's business that does not concern them. Truthfully, girls are the root of evil not money. They bring problems to men all the time and laugh about it as if it is a joke. Girls always want something and feel like men owe them attention and possessions. We, men, just want food, sex, and peace. Girls want the world with their selfish selves. If you do not give them everything they want, watch how fast they try to dis you and cheat on you. They are the reason men are acting wild and crazy. Yes, I do believe that girls do make monsters out of men

That is why a man like me needs a real woman, not a girl. I need a woman who acts like a queen to her king. She is always ready to take care of my physical and emotional needs. I do not have to worry about her sleeping in another man's bed or having several sexual partners like these girls out here. I need a woman who can cook, clean, work. Also do the necessary grocery shopping and take care of me when I am sick and feeling a little weak. I wish these girls will grow up and start acting like women. Therefore, men will treat them like queens instead of trash. Nevertheless, of course, that is never going to happen.

The one thing I do like about girls is seeing them mad. Oh, I just love it! The faces they make are so crazy and hilarious. Ha! I rather see them mad or sad than to watch any NBA game on TV. I do not know why, it just makes me feel good. Women, thank you for reading this, I hope you learn something from this. God bless you all!

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Humor Writing, Humorous Story, Relationships

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author avatar Shamarie
I am a passionate writer from Harlem, New York. My expertise is creative writing and poetry. I enjoy expressing myself freely on paper and sharing my ideas with the world.

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author avatar Joyce Singha
10th Jul 2014 (#)

I loved this article and read it to my son as well who agreed with it wholeheartedly and I agreed because I'm not a girl; am a woman. I just hope you are clever enough to stay away from those nasty girls :))

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author avatar Joyce Singha
10th Jul 2014 (#)

I forgot to say to write some when you start liking girls :)

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author avatar Shamarie
10th Jul 2014 (#)

Ha-Ha! Thanks for the comments!

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author avatar YourFriend
12th Jul 2014 (#)

Well said bro, totally the same situation here.

I hate why girls are so jealous and why they suspect a lot.You are right, they need a bad man not a good man.

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author avatar Shamarie
12th Jul 2014 (#)

Ha-Ha! Thanks!

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