You can't Face the problem, if the problem is your Face

Sujitkumar By Sujitkumar, 9th Aug 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/18ndq30_/
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You can't Face the problem, if the problem is your Face

1] Love Story Of Doctor
I was in 12th Standard. She was in 12th. I love her- she loves me.
I got MBBS, she was doing B.COM. I was doing MBBS, she got MBA.
I was preparing for MD Entrance, She got Married.
I am doing MD, she's the mother of 2 children.
I got PH.D, her daughter is in 1st standard.
I became Doctorate, her daughter passed 10th.
I have joined Job, her daughter joined College.
The Greatest Irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT and her Daughter is my WIFE.

2] INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications , which Operated Flawlessely under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do?
Reply:-
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter Command:
"iToughtYouLovedMe.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewelley 3.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband_to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0..... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash the OS.

3] Examination
Dad: How you did your exam?
Son: 1st question..Didn't wrote answer
2nd question..Didn't study the answer
4th question..Forgot the answer
5th question..Can't understand the question
6th question..No copy for the question
7th question..Friend didn't show the answer
8th question..Out of Syllabus
9th question..Print of question was not clear
10th question..No time to write the answer
Dad: What about the 3rd question?
Son: I left that question for CHOICE Dad.

4] A Girl chatting online with unknown man......
Man: "Can you give me your e-mail id?"
Girl: Sure.... here it's..
"ihaveBoyFrnd.ilovehim@getlost.com"
Unknown Man: Thanks.......here's my email id.....
.
.
.
"imUrDad.comehome@TodayDiwaliforyou.com"

5] Story of an Emperor
5 years old son,
After watching a story of an Emperor on TV:
Son: "Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for me, one will go
for walk with me, one will sing for me, one can bath me,....."
Mom: Smiled and said:
"Then night time I don't have to accompany you to sleep!"
After some thought, Son said: "Not possible, I still want to sleep with you mummy!"
"Then who will sleep with your 7 wives?" Mom asked.
"Let them sleep with daddy!" Son replied.
Dads eyes fill up with tears of happiness: "My sweet son!"

6] Perfect Example Of Good Luck and Bad Luck
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl's Skirt High(Good Luck) But at the Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy's Eyes(Bad Luck)

7] A bit of adult.... But the twist is unexpected
Maid wanted a salary raise.
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, second reason
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.
This time madam was furious and she was getting ready to break her head.
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you
Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary....

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I like trekking, gardening, playing carom, table tennis, cricket. I am good in grasping things quickly. I am people friendly.

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author avatar SaigonDeManila
9th Aug 2015 (#)

Keep writing article like these...its refreshing and a good mental cookies!

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author avatar Sujitkumar
10th Aug 2015 (#)

Yeah sure.. Thanks for the encouragement..

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author avatar ispeakthetruth
15th Dec 2015 (#)

Haha Pretty funny.

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