the electric boogaloo

hotcheetos By hotcheetos, 25th Feb 2016 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A poem about the two young men living in the apartment below me way back in the day.

the electric boogaloo

it's all those laughing dogs
and barking frogs
they keep me up all night
with their boozing
and floozing
bumping and grinding
to that damn techno music
a relentless beat
thump thump thump thump
from the time the sun sets
until the sun rises
it never stops
it's driving me crazy
how can they stand it
it's like carnival
every
single
night
don't they have jobs
how do they pay the rent
or the bills
I place my pillow over my head
covering my ears
but it doesn't help
nothing helps
I start to fantasize about going down
there with a loaded gun
kicking in the door
and as I start to dance around
showing off some old school dance moves
like the hustle
or the bus stop
maybe throw in some funky chicken
I would unload on them
gyrating as I fire from the hip
kick
step
boom
kick
step
boom
that's right bitches
I've got your Saturday Night Fever right here

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