the random pidgeon

onlyinjest By onlyinjest, 17th Mar 2016 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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after my holiday last year my wife complained i had'nt written anything about it so here go,s

the random pidgeon

well we were out looking about
after a cheap pub ( was my shout )
we found a pub they sold cheap beer
my wallet was opened it had no fear
a seat upstairs a window view
we spied a pidgeon it would not shoo
a kebab shop it went in for a look
a cleaver in the hand of the cook
hasty exit out the door
never mind pizza next door
under the table through the chairs and i'm through
he's spotted me now what to do
i fly to the roof i land with no din
a window is open and i fly right in
sad to say my tale it ends here
my wife she has lost it
looking after my beer


Holiday, Pidgeon, The Wife

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i am 61years young and i live in suffolk in the uk i like to write about things i see or other people do both serious and amusing i hope you enjoy your visit

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